OZ

Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher

asked all the children what there fathers did for a living. All

the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman,

Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being

uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about

his father. “My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and

takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if

the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap

hotel room and let them sleep with him.” The teacher quickly

set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to

ask him if that was really true. “No” said Billy, “He plays

cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say.”