Gixerchic is a Nun!

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  • #10159
    Scouser
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    From the Sound of Music……sang to the tune of Maria

    She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
    Her leathers have got a tear
    She speeds on her way to Mass
    And whistles on the stair
    And underneath her balaclava
    She has ciggies in her hair
    I even heard her singing in the abbey

    She’s always late for chapel
    But her penitence is real
    She’s always late for everything
    Except for every meal
    I hate to have to say it
    But I very firmly feel
    Gixer’s not an asset to the abbey

    I’d like to say a word in her behalf
    Gixer makes me laugh

    How do you solve a problem like Gixer?
    How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
    How do you find a word that means Gixer?
    A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!

    Many a thing you know you’d like to tell her
    Many a thing she ought to understand
    But how do you make her stay
    And listen to all you say
    How do you keep a wave upon the sand

    Oh, how do you solve a problem like Gixer?
    How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

    When I’m with her I’m confused
    Out of focus and bemused
    And I never know exactly where I am
    Unpredictable as weather
    She’s as flighty as a feather
    She’s a darling! She’s a demon! She’s a lamb!

    She’d outpester any pest
    Drive a hornet from its nest
    She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl
    She is gentle! She is wild!
    She’s a riddle! She’s a child!
    She’s a headache! She’s an angel!
    She’s a girl!

    How do you solve a problem like Gixer?
    How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
    How do you find a word that means Gixer?
    A flibbertijibbet! A will-o’-the wisp! A clown!

    Many a thing you know you’d like to tell her
    Many a thing she ought to understand
    But how do you make her stay
    And listen to all you say
    How do you keep a wave upon the sand

    Oh, how do you solve a problem like Gixer?
    How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

    Be seen and be Safe!

    #28021
    Gix
    Participant

    Outpester any pest??[:0]

    Um……unsure whether to be flattered or give you a slapping at the next meet…..[:o)][:0][8)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #28022
    rocketRichy
    Participant

    “And underneath her balaclava
    She has ciggies in her hair “

    Thats quite a picture you’re painting there Scouser !

    Keep it lit

    #28023
    Gix
    Participant

    Slapping it is then……[}:)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #28024
    barmy_carmy
    Participant

    I think you have a secret admirer Gixer, serenading you, and writing songs about you Lol!

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #28025
    Thumper
    Participant

    Climb every super moto
    Forge every Honda Stream
    Follow the Scorpion end can
    Until you reach your super dream

    Keep wearing the Nuns gear Gix, or are they knickers on your head?

    #28026
    Gix
    Participant

    Thumper!! You guys are on VERY thin ice!

    You coming out to play on Sunday????[}:)][}:)][}:)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #28027
    Thumper
    Participant

    What?.. at Church?

    I’ll let you know, or no doubt be damned.[;)]

    #28028
    Digger
    Participant

    Gix you need to get out of that habbit…..

    Take it easy out there

    #28029
    Gix
    Participant

    I’m gonna get a neck warmer…….[:I]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #28030
    speedy claire
    Participant

    ha ha ha pmsl….. nice once Scouser, what a poet and I must say you don`t look a bit like Pam Ayres!!

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #28031
    GSF K1
    Participant

    whatever next, flower pressing?

    Go out with a BANG… Light a fart!

    #28032
    Digger
    Participant

    Forgive me Sister Gix for I have sinned,I broke the speed limit today and I should repent,how many hail Mary`s should I say….

    Take it easy out there

    #28033
    Radar
    Moderator

    Her favourite tipple? Blue Nun of course!



    Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!


    #28034
    Digger
    Participant

    Blue Nun as in she dresses in a habbit to do saucy movies.

    Take it easy out there

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