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- May 20, 2005 at 8:07 pm #10142DiggerParticipant
Does the the saying Lime pit job ring a bell,If I caught a bike thief red handed at my bike just a quick phone call and me thinks he would`nt exist for much longer.Had my first ever bike stolen from my parents house back in 83 and the hurt still lingers.They are the scum of the earth and dont deserve to breathe the same air as me.What would you do if you could?
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May 20, 2005 at 8:13 pm #27933GixParticipantIf someone had a go at nicking my bike and I caught them….they would meet Mr Pickaxehandle. [!]
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May 20, 2005 at 10:37 pm #27934GSF K1ParticipantI had my Ford Sierra 1.8L stolen back in 1993.. poor bugger must have really been desperate to have stolen that pile of crap!!!! I’d have given him real sympathy, but touch the Banditto, and he’ll feel the full force of my 0.22 caliber air rifle where the sun will never reach!
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May 20, 2005 at 11:33 pm #27935imperialdataKeymasterI sympathise with the poor sods who get charged with assault when trying to protect their own property from thieves. Within reason, the thieves deserve what’s coming to them.
May 21, 2005 at 10:49 am #27936ScouserParticipantTheir bones would make good paddock stands.
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May 21, 2005 at 4:02 pm #27937barmy_carmyParticipantI agree Digger they are the scum of the earth, cause their not just knicking the bike but they’re depriving you a way of life. And Gixer we got a couple of them pickaxe handles…….1 for upstairs and 1 for downstairs! Would have no qualms breaking a few bones, if someone tryed to pinch my No1 ride!
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May 21, 2005 at 9:12 pm #27938speedy claireParticipantI`d ring Digger or Scouser!!
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May 21, 2005 at 11:41 pm #27939GSX RatParticipantCar boot
Long drive
Cordless drill
Sorted
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At the end of the day, if you catch someone trying to nick your bike you are just going to hit them as hard as you can with the heaviest thing thats closest arent you…..
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May 22, 2005 at 10:18 am #27940GixParticipantWhich would be my pickaxe handle as it is by the door when I am up and next to my bed when asleep…..[]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!
May 27, 2005 at 6:53 pm #27941RadarModeratorIf he was nicking the KH250 I had years ago I would open the garage doors and give him some petrol money!
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