Chavs

What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted

What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.

. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.

You’re in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.

What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.

What’s the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin’ at?”

Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who’s driving? The police

What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs? A liar.

What do you say to a Chav with a job? Can I have a Big Mac Please?

What do you say to a Chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand

What do u call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A

Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4

How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they’ll screw anything.

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.

How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, “That’s some uvver bleeders job innit.”

Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.

What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.

A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, “Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?” –
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing.”

Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!