Learn chinese in five minutes…

1) That’s not right …………………… Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?…………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………………….. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man …………………………. Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ………………………… Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ……………. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ………… Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift ………… Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here ………………. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ………… Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone …………….. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week … Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ……………….. Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile ………… Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive …………. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great …………………………….. Fa Kin Su Pah

LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!