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]Missed PM having to have Forum window down to about 6″ square and MD has been about alot today, No to the B The B rucksack have to wait for my Birthday for that one, The lunch box was a leavng pressy from my old job, and yes I do use it[] It’s got 4 Compartmants……..Score
Well done (well after the next one) yeh! hooray! clap! clap! clap! fanfare!!!!
Only another 928 for me.
If anyone can, sort you out Mr D can, Mister D e e can he fix it, Mister D e e YES HE CAN, sorry just thought of that after looking at my Bob The Builder lunch box on my desk.Composed
Gord ‘elp us lads, when you get the chance to swing the trout around, I suppose we’ll have to see whether us guys can get the belch and boff sounds linked.[
]Disinterest
I can see how people spend so much time in chat rooms, it’s quite addictive, and time just flys past, might need to brush up on my typing speed, can imagine it gets a bit confusing when more people are in, I think there would be alot of slapping, mooing( for those who can)[
] and smiling.Dwindling.
Ne’mind, I’m sure you’ll get it sorted,[
] Had relatively interesting chat with Valo, GSX Hool joined at 00.15 ish, ended up siging off at 00.50, was good fun. Enjoyed it. It’s always good to slap a few people with trouts and take the P out of our resident Humpback. Couldn’t get my machine to Moo though, /fart didn’t wotk either.[]Dropping
What happened last night, we heard the fushing of a toilet and we never heard from you again?[:0]
Infectious
It’s the first time I’ve seen it, It’s Mr D
I think I need to have a word or 2 with him,
Mind you it has got something about it.
Impetigo.
Im off home now, will hopefully pop on later.
Cranium spelling was OK I know my spell check told me well done Mr Wild.[
]Similar reminder
We recently had our APU, Remember it Radar,(heh! dya Know Radar actually bought a round or 2) ooohhhh yes he did honest![}
]Well one of our old school mates came up from Bristol “Steve Tindall” a couple of us hadn’t seen him for 20 odd years, (scary)
Anyhow.
There were many occasions when Steve and I got into scrapes one way or the other but one particular one springs to mind. Don’t know why but just does.Steve had this gun right ( an air pistol before you all run for the hills) a Gat gun to be precise, and we thought (as you do when when you are 13ish that it would be good idea to hide in the bushes outside his house and shoot cars (nothing wrong with that I here you say to yourselves) well thats what we thought, so, there we were tucked down in the Chrysanthemums ducking and diving so as not to be seen, then our first target came into view (can’t remember what it was probably an escort or something) any how it was me to go first, so I leant out from my cover and peeped over the fence, Now bare in mind when you are 13ish and you are potentially about to shoot a moving car with an air pistol you forget various basics rules of physics, (work with me on this one)[
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The particular one that I forgot was the one that a pellet (even one that is fired from a Gat gun) travels considerable faster than a 1971 Mk1 Escort, well I thought that I had to fire it when the car was probably 30 yards away so that they would meet at the right time and, well I suppose I didn’t think of the possible consiquences, so, there I was, ready aim (30 yards ahead) Bang, of course missed the escort by bleedin’ miles (about 30 Yards to be precise) but I did hit something, Yes over the other side of the road, it was only one of Steve’s Neighbours cars oooohhhhh yes!!!! and I bet you can’t guess what it was…….[?]It was only a bleedin’ Rolls Royce, I think it was a Silver Cloud or something loveley metalic blue (I think they would call it Tahiti Blue Nower days).
Well you can imagine I turned to Steve, Steve turns to me, we look at each other and “OH! DEAR”! we say, (coz we were well brought up boys)
“LEG IT” so off we go through the bushes straight into his house, sit ther shakin’ like leaves.
Steve says you’d better get out of here so I start to walk home of course I have walk passed this blokes house, just as I am i see him coming out towards Steves house.When I saw Steve the next day he said the bloke had heard the crack of the pellet on his car looked out of the window and saw us legging it, he didn’t know what it was but he knew it had somehing to do with us, he’d seen us. Corse Steve denied it all and the bloke couldn’t proove a thing so we got away with it. HA! HA!
Lesson learnt.
Can’t think what it was but we didn’t do it again, so we stuck to shooting pensioners as they walked into the Post Office to collect their pensions on a Thursday, They didn’t move as quick as the Escort.[}]That’s a joke we didn’t really…….[
]Kept missing them, JOKING.[
]So there you go.
]Missed PM having to have Forum window down to about 6″ square and MD has been about alot today, No to the B The B rucksack have to wait for my Birthday for that one, The lunch box was a leavng pressy from my old job, and yes I do use it[
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] and smiling.