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    katana
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    A vicar decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Vicar reported the following
    results:

    The first worm in alcohol – Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead.

    Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead.

    Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive.

    So the Vicar asked the congregation – What can you learn from this demonstration?

    A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, “As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”



    Donut – I mean DONATE!



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    #42089
    sid
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    thats me worm free then lol

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    life sucks get used to it

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