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    imperialdata
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    Bikes only need their fluids changed every 2,000 kilometres

    Bikes curves never sag

    Bikes last longer

    Bikes don’t get pregnant

    You can ride a bike any time of the month

    Bikes don’t have parents

    Bikes don’t whine unless something is really wrong

    You can kick your bike to wake it up

    You can share your bike with your friends

    If your bike makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler

    You only need to get a new chain or belt for your bike when the old one is REALLY WORN

    If your bike smokes, you can do something about it

    Bikes don’t care about how many other bikes you have ridden

    When riding you and your bike both arrive at the same time

    Bikes don’t care about how many other bikes you have

    Bikes don’t mind if you look at other bikes, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines

    New bikes must be asked for, and if you don’t want to pay for them, you don’t get them

    If your bike goes flat you can fix it and if your bike is too loose you can tighten it

    If your bike is too soft, you can get different shocks

    If your bike is misaligned, you don’t have to discuss politics to correct it

    You can have a beer while riding your bike

    You don’t have to be jealous of the guy that works on your bike

    You don’t have to deal with priests or blood tests to register your bike

    If you say bad things to your bike you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again

    You can ride your bike for as long as you like and it won’t get sore

    Your parents don’t keep in touch with your old bike after you dump it

    Bikes always feel like going for a ride

    Bikes don’t insult you if you’re a bad rider

    Your bike never wants a night out alone with other bikes

    Bikes don’t care if you’re late

    You don’t have to take a shower before riding your bike

    It’s always ok to use tie downs on your bike

    If your bike doesn’t look good you can paint it or get better parts

    You can’t get diseases from a bike you don’t know very well

    If you get rid of your bike it doesn’t keep half of your stuff

    If you leave town you don’t have to worry if your bike is letting somebody else ride it

    You can trade your bike in for a newer model without paying alimony

    Your bike doesn’t mind if you play with it in public

    Your bike has an off switch

    You can totally ignore your bike for as long as you want

    Your bike won’t get offended if you suggest bigger, after market headlights

    You know exactly how much your bike is going to take out of your checking account each month

    Your bike doesn’t expect foreplay

    Your bike doesn’t expect a snuggle after a ride

    People envy your bike more the older it gets

    You can get your bike hot and ready with 2 minutes of sitting on your butt

    Your bike doesn’t mind waiting outside while you go into a strip club

    #16102
    snappy
    Participant

    Having owned an XS750 for a few years, I have to disagree.

    My bike DOES need foreplay to get her to do anything[;)]

    As fast as you can then faster still…..

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