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    A Ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a
    small village and sees a
    local sitting in his porch patting his dog. He
    figures he’ll have a little
    fun, so he says to the man “Can I talk to your
    dog?”

    Villager: “The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid git.”
    Ventriloquist: “Hello dog, how’s it going mate?”
    Dog: “Doin’ all right.”
    Villager: (look of extreme shock)
    Ventriloquist: “Is this villager your owner?”
    pointing at the villager)
    Dog: “Yep”
    Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
    Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
    great food and takes me
    to the
    lake once a week to play.”
    Villager: (look of utter disbelief)

    Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
    Villager: “Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…. I
    think.”
    Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
    Horse: “Cool”
    Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
    Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?” (pointing at
    the villager)
    Horse: “Yep”
    Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
    Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
    regularly, brushes me
    down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me
    from the elements.”
    Villager: (total look of amazement)

    Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
    Villager: “That sheep is a f**king liar!”

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