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NEW BIKE ON FRIDAY!!!LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
a crystal mug of course. As they munched through their olympic brekkie all was quiet. Then a clap of thunder and a bolt lightening shattered the silence and the largest of the crystal peaks was balsted into a million pieces…
From the sky swept down Prezzo and Digger aboard their R1s.
“We’ve come to save you from saturated fats!” declared Digger as he stepped from his glistening R1…
Gixer, clearly impressed through her Suzuki key aside and…
I could murder a curry
and grabbed some kitchen roll for Radars dribbling mouth. She then retrieved the key to her new gsxr1000 and hurried poohchick, who was still sipping, along…also on a suzuki (funny that….not that they are popular[:o)]). But whats this? Digger was having trouble starting his R1 up! Radar and Prezzo pushed Digger on the temperamental R1 to try bump start it, meanwhile the girls fired up and shot off on their more reliable suzukis.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
The R1 crackled into life and its power became immediately evident as he roared past the Suzuki riders along the crystal highway. Then a sign appeared on the roadside, he had to slow down to read the wording; raised crystal on a crystal background are a real pain to make out you know. It read…
Look in the Forest if you want to find trees
The sign read….”BEHOLD! THE SUPERIOR SUZUKI’S ARE TAKING OVER…!!!”
and the image under the sign was the proof…
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
An army of cloned Suzuki riders:
was going to take on the rest of biking, their aim to assimalate us all!
The battle lines had been drawn…it was Gixers versus the world…the fight was on…
Look in the Forest if you want to find trees
Gixerchic did not notice the car behind her ‘shakin its ass’ and suddenly she was covered in cager crap which just fertilised the pampas grass growing out of her helmet….
Be seen and be Safe!
She did not notice because above her appeared a huge spaceship in the shape of the Suzuki logo. It was vast and threw a shadow across the crystal landscape.
The ship span around on to its side and in slow and deliberate series of smooth movements landed with a a grace that beklied its enormous size.All went quiet for a few moments, even the wind seemed to hold it’s breath.
The a faint hum could be heard, then this gradually gew and grew in volume until all could be heard was a deafing roar. All seemed to come from within the huge spaceship.
Gix looked on astride her GSXR, barely daring to blink.
Suddenly she was startled as a a piercing light began to radiate from a small crevis in the side of the spaceship. The crack became wider and a strange blue light began to envelope her.
Gix looked around, she was now quite alone. Her throat was dry…
Meanwhile the crevis had opened up fully and a huge ramp had come out from the ship, and still still that deafing roar. Then two headlights could be picked out from the blue light. They came closer, it was a 1984 GSXR750! the start of the Gixxer legend, behind was another, and then another and so it went on hundreds of GSXRs of all types rolled out of their mother ship. After a few minutes the numbers had swelled to thousands as GSXRs poured from hundreds of ramps that had sprung from all over the mothership.
Finally the last one rolled out, a black 2006 GSXR1000K6 and the rider moved up to Gix and said.
“Gix, you are our queen and we your army”
Across the land 10,000 engines roared as one…
“lead us”
Look in the Forest if you want to find trees
She rolled her eyes, sighed and said, “Oh not another one! You can clean my boots later but we got work to do now. Come on then lets see if you can ride that thing!” and with that she was gone….
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
The 1000 GSX mounted army followed her as she pulled in to Macdonalds drive through at Bassets pole and took their turn at the window ordering hot chocolate and a mcmuffin with chocolate chips, the holy food of Gix. Having sated herself, Gix started to think how she could use this army to bring good to the nation, but first she could get them to do her gardening and kill her shitty neighbour……
Be seen and be Safe!
but being a peace loving citizen she soon discounted the idea.[
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LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
and 10,000 GSXRs went looking for a rumble…
You can live more in five minutes on a motorbike going high speed than you can going slow in your whole lifetime
Their mission….to reward the good and expose and punish the bad….[
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LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, she said, Better start from the top and work my way down………So first port of call was…………………….10, Downing Street! So with her 10,000 strong army of Gixers, and her Mascot and good luck charm (Which is barmy carmy of course) they fired up the Gixers with a deafening RRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR! and……………………..
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was going to take on the rest of biking, their aim to assimalate us all!
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