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Easy to confuse the two, but there were so many, it became a flood and then a torrent. The crystal highway was soon engulfed and Gixer, now back on Thumpers Firestorm was pushing it as hard as it would go. Just then a milk float eased past her…
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!
……Her wheels where turning but they were just slicing through the chocolate. Then at last she sliced through the brown stuff and the firestorms rear wheel hit the highway and up came the front end aggressively…..pulling a one handed wheelie she reached back to make sure she wasn’t showing a “crack” as memories of thumpers wheelie school day came flooding back to her. No….all covered so she dropped the front end and roared off flying past Radar on his milk float ooops I mean yamaha, kicking up remnants of cadbury’s double deckers as she roared past…..
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
and was left nowhere on his zx6r….
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
He Scott oiler was against the law and the Crystal Highway Patrol on Z1000s made from ice had pulled him over. Was GSF going to prison?
Don’t ask me about the karting…..
lets hope he has his soap on a rope! Or will it be 34000000000000 hours of community service?
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
But the warden was in a good mood and seeing that the scottoiler was throwing out less oil than Gixers bike, waved GSF on with a hard word of..
Go out with a BANG… Light a fart!
My son, I will let you be, if you can only catch that beast of a biker Gixerchick, she has been a nuisance to the crystal highway for far to long and must be stopped. We are unable to catch her as our chocolate engines keep melting, guess we should have bought Suzuki’s instead of Yams, that will teach us! But you must hurry for her possy is growing already she had a poohchick attached to her menacing team, who knows who will join her next, maybe it will be……..
WIT WOO Lets have fun! Experience is the best knowledge x
….impossible to stop her now on her NEW K2 GSX-R1000! YIPPEEEEEE…..sorry[
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GSFK1 grimaced as he knew he had no chance of catching gix’s possy on his tourer….
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
So GSF took out his Sooty Magic wand and tapped on the tank of his trusty Ninja “Izzy Wizzy, Lets Get Busy”, and the meagre 600 turned into a sleak new ZX12R…. Ahaaa… and with that sped off leaving a trail of melted chocolate behind…
Go out with a BANG… Light a fart!
….but of course it was still a tourer….you should have made it an R1 or Gix1000! Although he was full throttle on the straights trying his best to catch up, he would get sightonly to lose the nimble GSX-R1000 through the twisties, the big heavy kawasaki tourer just couldnt cope with the constant changes in direction….
NEW BIKE ON FRIDAY!!!LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
as the crystal highway wound its way through the equally crystal mountains. Where were they going, what lay ahead? They both slowed and pulled into a Crystal Little Chef and ordered an Olympic breakfast…
Is it all real??
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