Once there was a blonde guy, a Mexican guy, and a Polish guy. They were all sitting on the edge of a 40 story building that they were working on building eating lunch. The Polish guy said “I am sick of having Sausage and cornbread for lunch. If I have it one more time I will jump off this building.” Then the Mexican said “Me too. If I get a taco one more time I will jump with you.” Then the Blonde guy said. “yeah. If I get a bologna sandwich once more I will jump too.”
The next day, the Polish guy got sausage and cornbread again so he jumped. The Mexican guy had a taco again so he jumped. The Blonde had a bologna sandwich again so he jumped.
About a week later, their friends and families were having a memorial for them. The three wives were standing together and crying. The Polish guy’s wife said “If I would o known, I would have packed him something else.” The mexican’s wife said “Me too!” Then the blonde’s wife said “Don’t look at me…He packed his own lunch.”