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November 7, 2004 at 8:49 pm #9148GixParticipant
Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the
place where they first met.
Sitting at a cafe, the little old man says, “Remember the first time I met
you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the
gas works, and I gave you one from behind.”
“Why, yes, I remember it well, dear,” replies the little old lady with a
“Well, for old time’s sake, let’s go there again. and I’ll give you one
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting
next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking
it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He
gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the
gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady’s hips, and! the little
old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most
athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging
away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as
phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do
not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don’t move for an
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that
equates to this — not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, “I have to know his
secret. If only I could s**g like that now, let alone in 50 years’
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, “Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody s**g like that,
particularly at your age. What’s your secret? Could you s**g like that
50 years ago?”
The pensioner replies, “Son, 50 years ago, that f**king fence wasn’t
Rebel with a cause!
The roads are my race track!!
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE POWER TO DESTROY YOU, BUT TRUSTING THEM NOT TO DO IT.
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