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    Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to
    supply alternative meanings for common words.

    The winners are:
    1. Coffee (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.
    2. Flabbergasted (adj.) appalled over how much weight you have gained.
    3. Abdicate (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    4. Esplanade (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    5. Willy-nilly (adj.) impotent.
    6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
    7. Lymph (v.) to walk with a lisp.
    8. Gargoyle (n.) olive-flavoured mouthwash.
    9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
    10. Balderdash (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.
    11. Testicle (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
    12. Rectitude (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
    13. Pokemon (n) a Rastafarian proctologist.
    14. Oyster (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
    15. Circumvent (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.


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