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Ok…I know I am gonna get a hard time for this but hey, they are funny
]Guys are like roses………. Watch out for the pricks.
Men are like teapots…..hot and steamy and done in three minutes.
Men are like golfers…. It takes them a couple of tries to find the hole.
Men are like sh*t……. They’re all the same with different smells.
Men are like pimples….They pop up unexpectedley and are hard as hell to get rid of
Men are like hardwood floors….Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for a lifetime
Men are like chocolate…… Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Kleenex….Soft, strong, and of course, disposable.
Men are like cars…..One comes by every 10 minutes.
Men are like an inch of water….. Really shallow and not that deep.
Men are like haemorrhoids….. A huge pain in the ass.
Men are like t*ts on a bull…… Completely useless.
Men are like pigeons…..When you least expect it, they sh*t on your head.
Men are like pets…. Every girl should own one.
Men are like mascara…. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets….Handy in an emergency, but otherwise just look silly.
Men are like government bonds….. They take so long to mature.
Men are like parking spaces….All the good ones are taken.
Men are like photocopiers…. you need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like lava lamps…. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like bananas…..The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like high heels….They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
*Runs for cover*
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