An escaped convict breaks into a house. He ties the husband to a chair and the wife to the bed. he jumps on top of the wife, kisses her ear and goes to the bathroom. the husband tells the wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us. i saw the way he kissed you, b strong i love you! Wife replies ” he didn’t kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he’s gay and looking for the vaseline. i told him it’s in the cabinet. You be strong, I love you”.