A jelly baby goes to the doctors and say”Doctor.doctor I think I,ve got aids!” The doctor replies”But you can,t you,re a jelly baby” “I know”says the jelly baby”But I,ve been shagging all-sorts!” 
I,m a fallen angel who,s lost his wings ands been left out in the cold….
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!