A man comes home from a hard days work to find some weight lifting equipment on the stairs, he asks his wife what the hell she is doing wasting money on the gear, and she says that they will help her increase her breast size.
he says “All you need is some toilet paper!”.
She seems puzzled, “Yeah all you need to do is rub the toilet paper between your bust, and it makes them bigger”.
“How do you know?” she asked
“Well look what its done to your bum!”
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