Gay Frank goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, “Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.”
Frank is devastated.
“Doc, what can I do?”
The doctor says, “I want you to go home and eat five pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, twenty un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.”
Frank asks, “Will that cure me, Doc?”
“No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is made for.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!