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    Radar
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    “Bill and his wife Blanche went to the state fair every year,

    And every year Bill would say,

    ” Blanche, I’d like to ride in that helicopter “

    Blanche always replied,

    ” I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! “

    One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,

    ” Blanche, I’m 85 years old.. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance”

    To this, Blanche replied,

    ” Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! ”

    The pilot overheard this conversation and said,

    ” Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take you both up for a ride on one condition. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word, I won’t charge you a penny!

    But if you say one word…….. It’ll cost you fifty dollars.”

    Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.

    The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.

    He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

    But still not a word…

    When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said…..

    ” By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed! “

    Bill replied, ” Well……. To tell you the truth, I almost said something when Blanche fell out…..

    But you know…… Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!

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    imperialdata
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