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    A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn’t had a good seing to for over a year and is considering divorce.

    After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he gets home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at him, he coos “baby, get upstairs to the bedroom”.

    She can’t believe it – at last he’s going to give her one. They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes. “Now darling do a hand-stand against the full length mirror on the wall”.

    “Hmmm,” she thinks “KINKY. I like it.” She does the handstand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his chin between her legs right on her muff.

    “The boys down the pub were right,” he says, “a Goatee WOULD suit me!”


    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!

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