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    Radar
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    Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers.

    Anyway to give the film a twist, he decides to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today. He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Seagal into his office to hear who they would like to play.

    “Well,” started Stallone, “I’ve always admired Mozart. I would love to
    play him.”

    “Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if
    people saw me playing the piano” said Willis. “I’ll play him.”

    “I’ve always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes,” said Segal. “I’d
    like to play him.”

    Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. “Sounds splendid.” Then,
    looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, “Who do you want to be, Arnold?”
    So Arnold says … “I’ll be Bach…



    I could murder a curry


    #33310
    Gix
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    Oh dear![:o)]


    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!

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    #33311
    Born2BMild
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    I thought it was quite good[:o)]


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    #33312
    sid
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    somebody shoot me i nearly laughed

    life sucks get used to it

    #33313
    GSF K1
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    Oh bloomin eck that was groan material!

    Go out with a BANG… Light a fart!

    #33314
    Scouser
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    Go and stand in the corner…now!

    Be seen and be Safe!

    #33315
    barmy_carmy
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    Lol!

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

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