October 5, 2005 at 8:44 pm #10587RadarModerator
Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers.
Anyway to give the film a twist, he decides to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today. He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Seagal into his office to hear who they would like to play.
“Well,” started Stallone, “I’ve always admired Mozart. I would love to
“Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if
people saw me playing the piano” said Willis. “I’ll play him.”
“I’ve always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes,” said Segal. “I’d
like to play him.”
Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. “Sounds splendid.” Then,
looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, “Who do you want to be, Arnold?”
So Arnold says … “I’ll be Bach…
I could murder a curry
October 5, 2005 at 9:04 pm #33310GixParticipant
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
October 5, 2005 at 9:08 pm #33311Born2BMildParticipant
I thought it was quite good[:o)]
Diving now!… Diving now!October 5, 2005 at 9:10 pm #33312sidParticipant
somebody shoot me i nearly laughed
life sucks get used to itOctober 5, 2005 at 10:51 pm #33313GSF K1Participant
Oh bloomin eck that was groan material!
Go out with a BANG… Light a fart!October 6, 2005 at 12:46 am #33314ScouserParticipant
Go and stand in the corner…now!
Be seen and be Safe!October 6, 2005 at 4:58 pm #33315barmy_carmyParticipant
I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website
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