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Chinese Sayings
“Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired
“Passionate kiss like spider web – soon lead to undoing of fly.”
“Virginity like bubble. One prick – all gone!”
“Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.”
“Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
“Man who do business in wh**ehouse get jerked around.”
“Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk!”
“Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.”
“War not determine who right. War determine who left.”
“Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!”
“It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it.”
“Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!”
“Man who live in glass house should undress in basement.”
“Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand”
“Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.”
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
LOL! Cheers ID, aim to please hehehe
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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