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    As seen in a dog’s diary:

    7 am – Oh boy! A walk! My favourite!
    8 am – Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
    9 am – Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
    Noon – Oh boy! The yard! My favourite!
    2 pm – Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
    3 pm – Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
    4 pm – Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite!
    6 pm – Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favourite!
    7 pm – Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite!
    8 pm – Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
    9 pm – Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite!
    11pm – Oh boy! Sleeping in my people’s bed! My favourite!

    As seen in a cat’s diary:

    Day 183 of my captivity… My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
    They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
    The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture.
    Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.
    Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded – must try this at the top of the stairs.

    In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must remember to try this on their bed.

    Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan …

    There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing “allergies.” I must learn what this is and how I may use it to my advantage.

    I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.

    The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time……….

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