A Witch

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    Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to
    have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at
    the local brothel.

    The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to
    manager, “go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.

    These two are so old and drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on
    them. They won’t know the difference.” the manager does as he is
    and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

    As they are walking home the first man says, “you know, I think my
    girl was dead “Dead?” says his friend, “why would you say that?”
    “well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving
    His friend says, “I think mine was a witch.”
    a witch, why the hell would you say that?”

    “Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I
    her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window.”

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    not funny excellent

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