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    Gix
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    A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
    His wife told him “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.”
    The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
    Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.


    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!

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