ok, heres one that i always wondered. It’s not a joke but i’d love to have been there.
Apparantley, a cow can climb stairs but not descend them, something to do with opposing bones or something in the leg. However, who was the unlucky guy who found this out, why did he have a cow upstairs and how did he explain it to the wife!!!
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)
Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!