Ok then Radar,
Fatty Arbuckle – Harley Fatboy
Luke Skywalker – BSA Red Rocket
Val Doonican – Varadero XL1000
Scott Tracey – Triumph Thunderbird
Radar – Hesketh (because of the SWL (safe working load))
Tony Blair – Brough Superior (becoz he thinks he is)
Conan the Barbarian – Fireblade or Katana
Monica Lewinski – Swallow side car[:0]!
Rasputin – Cossack
Arnie – Norton Commando
Stephen Hawkins – Quasar (with stabilisers)
Rocky – Any KTM
Go on then carry it on![:p]