Reply To: Why did the chicken cross the road? Home › Forums › Jokes and games › Why did the chicken cross the road? › Reply To: Why did the chicken cross the road? March 11, 2003 at 2:32 pm #16209 wheelieParticipant @fastboy – Fair f’kin comment Groucho Marx: Chicken? What’s all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs. If we’re talkin bout rubber chickens they cross the road to stretch their legs